People do shit like that when they live in England. They give their house its own name. Mum
No one on my mum's side knows my parents have been divorced for nearly six years

Mostly because mum can’t be bothered explaining why they’re separated, etc.

So each year on the Christmas update letter, we casually mention dad as though he still lives with us.

Fun times.

I can tell today I’ll be posting a lot of silly, pointless, annoying posts.

I’m just in one of those moods where I just have to keep typing and moving and my mind is travelling at a hundred thousand kilometers an hour and I have to try and keep up with it.

Yeah.

Feel free to unfollow me right now.

OMG
Imagine how annoying that’d get!

OMG

Imagine how annoying that’d get!

"He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake."

c-willy:

Heheheh. Southern joke.

Oooh. Early yet. What’s your dress look like? I don’t think I ever saw.

I can’t be bothered explaining, wait until this time tomorrow and I’ll upload photos. :D

Cite Arrow reblogged from c-willy
huntingofthesnark:

Bitty

This is the only bit of Little Britain that truly creeps me out.

huntingofthesnark:

Bitty

This is the only bit of Little Britain that truly creeps me out.

Cite Arrow reblogged from huntingofthesnark
"He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake."

c-willy:

loz-jpg:

Santa: The Ultimate Stalker.

Hey, weren’t you supposed to get your hair did?

Did? :P

I have hair and makeup appointments at 12.45 and 2. It’s only 10am right now.

Cite Arrow reblogged from c-willy
"He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake."

Santa: The Ultimate Stalker.